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essays

Welcome into my brain. Here, you’ll find a collection of judiciously edited essays and journal-ish missives to the universe. Sometimes funny, sometimes poignant, perhaps indulgent? Can anyone hear me? Please blink twice for yes.

Woman walking down SeaBus ramp

running the gauntlet

This essay about running to catch the SeaBus quite literally started it all for me. And… the sound of panflutes still makes my left eyelid twitch.

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Illustration of girl in underwear

gonch

Why are certain words funny and others not? And why can’t women have as much fun as the guys? Musings from a funny-boned feminist.

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Illustration of two figures playing piano a young girl and a woman

lifting the damper pedal

This eulogy to my piano appeared in The Globe and Mail Feb 23, 2022. The illustration by Alison Farrer captures a young me playing a duet with an old(er) me.

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illustration young girl with blanket pulled up showing nervous eyes peeking out one eye is illuminated by a sliver of light and the rest is in shadow

beyond the door

Do you remember being afraid of the dark and those unexplained sounds of the night? This piece considers the courage required to open the door and face your fears.

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MTV moon landing illustration

i want my MTV

Travel back in time and experience the magic and music of the 80’s. MTV and its various imitators had my teenage hormones screaming for More! More! More!

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