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running the gauntlet

This essay about running to catch the SeaBus was my first piece to be published! It was featured in the Globe and Mail First Person section January 21, 2020 and can be seen here (under the title Do I run for it? The split-second decision every commuter must make). A funny tale recounting my inner monologue and general dislike of panflute music, it is sure to resonate with anyone who has sprinted to catch a bus (in her best heels!).

Here is an excerpt:

Ahhh. A quick left swerve to dodge an oblivious pack of suddenly stationary tourists. Yes, of course you’ve stopped to take a picture of the cruise ship through the window. Isn’t it majestic? Look how the water shines. Yes, look at the mountains and the seaplanes. Group selfie? Sure. Sure. Spread out – take the whole walkway. Why not? We appreciate your tourist dollars in our city, but fortheloveofgod can you GET OUT OF THE WAY shouts my inner voice.

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Author Anne Farrer is a poet, essayist and self-proclaimed critic-at-large. She lives by the sea and dreams about a certain crow.

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